Ask the Richard
To The Richard:
Has the Game and Fishy Commission come up with any new
regulations this year?
Beryl Treely
Pine Forest, Arkansas
Dear Beryl:
Yes! Here are
just a few of the ones that might affect our hunters and fishermen.
(1) The
Feral hog season has been expanded to include hogs named Bubba and Earl
(2) The
Commission---considering the safety of ladies---has passed rule prohibiting
wives from visiting deer camps---unless delivering beer.
(3) Arkansas
States new mascot, the Red Wolves has been declared offensive to wolves, and
the Commission has decided the Arkansas State mascot should be, The "Taters."
(4) The
Commission acknowledged all of Arkansas's quail are gone, and in a stroke of
brilliance, changed the name of the bird once called a Robin to Quail, and
solved the disappearing quail problem.
(5)
A final regulation would require the tagging of
Panthers and Buffalo---just in case.
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