Friday, April 29, 2016

From the Sage of South Arkansas


Ask The Richard

To The Richard



Think them Hogs will whip up on Alabama this year?



Dunn A. Hammers

Neverland, Arkansas



Well, that will take some real thinking on my part since Arkansas recruited 6 Sumo wrestlers out of Tokyo, and our offense line requires a fork lift as team equipment. So here's my shot:



(1)  Yes, but only if the prophesy from the book of Hezekiah. Chapter 23, vs 34. Is fulfilled. It says, "Yea, therefore, verily I say unto you, the rabble of the south shall pour fourth Crimson upon the lords of the north, and therefore they shall be taken up by the carrion of the air to be devoured by the hosts of the desert." Roughly translated, means, "If Alabama's front 4 are drafted by the NBA in their sophomore year, and it turns out Alabama's tight ends have been genenectially, engineered like their cheerleaders, and if we have another winter such as last year, and if we see ice forming on the gates of hell, we will prevail! 


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